Please Democrats, nominate California Gov. Gavin Newsom for president in 2028. There's no doubt in my mind he's running. Every time President Donald Trump calls the governor "Newscum," progressives ...

THE GREAT AWAKENING: After being bamboozled by the convicted felon president, MAGA podcast bro Andrew Schulz – who cast his vote for TACO – has finally realized what a lying sack of sh*t 47 actually ...