help that volcano is destroying the village! meanwhile:

"handles well under pressure"

big scissors gotta cut

when someone asks who is always right

professional wrestling be like

if there was twitch streaming in the 1800s

fake witness on the news

when you're depressed but gotta rally

when lexapro hits your bloodstream

Bad Libs History

devil needs a fiddle

voldemort looking into the mirror of erised

negotiating with your kids be like

me, an empath, learning about pencils

who wouldn't love a woman popping out of a cake

if dating apps were honest

first day of college be like

buying a cheap seat to watch the world cup

twitch streamer from 1800s

when spirit halloween says no returns